If I had a dime for every dime I have
Then I'd have enough to use this phone
I'd call up the woman that I used to love
And check on all the stuff I used to own
She a House Keeper, a House Keeper - 'cause she's keepin' our house for herself
She's a House Keeper - it woulda been cheaper to keep her 'cause she's keepin' our house for herself
My ex-wife was never one to ever touch a broom
But still she swept me off my feet
She swept me down the hall and out the door
Through the court room into the street
(Chorus)
Finder's keep and this loser weeps
When she plays house she really plays for keeps
(Chorus)
© 2005, John Gibbons & Charlie Ray